Statistics have shown that people who have most birthdays live the longest. This information has surprisingly come as a benefit to previous belief that they with the most birthdays are old.
A notice to all members of PWN that have recently been dismissed. Due to the current economic crisis the world is facing PWN has been forced to reconsider its fiscal condition and remove some of the less productive members. The reason for your dismissal was the ineffectiveness of your reporting. PWN does not tolerate inefficiency. A rehiring is negotiable, however, any applicant must produce at least one article or piece to be reviewed by the hiring board.