Update.

Lately the members of PWN (Pancake World News) have been on strike due to a lack of knowledge and not being able to think properly This should change very soon, say in 10-15 years or so. Moose will be trying to get his workers to quit slacking off as they have been. Also new members may be accepted if they are willing to make a fool of themselves. You can leave a comment if you would like to contribute to this news blog, the members of PWN will consider your application and the Moose will decide if you are eligible.

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