WE USED TO SAY "SHAKE EVERYTHING YOU GOT" ...
NOW WE SAY "LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL"
Making a Statement
This statement is brought to you by those who are not slobs and pigs, please consider the following..
DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT LEAVE UNSANITARY ITEMS SUCH AS DIRTY CLOTHES, SOCKS, ETC... LAYING AROUND YOUR HOME..ITS QUITE DISTURBING AND DISGUSTING!!!
Thank You,
The CFO ( Corporation of Cleanliness)
Headed By, Chelsea A. Scott C.E.O
Some Fears That You Need To Get Over ASAP..
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing (:-s)
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (how could you fear french burritos?)
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body (????)
Photophobia- Fear of light
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
If you are having problems such as these..You may need more than a Doctor
~Chelsea A. Scott further reference www.phobialist.com
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing (:-s)
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (how could you fear french burritos?)
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body (????)
Photophobia- Fear of light
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
If you are having problems such as these..You may need more than a Doctor
~Chelsea A. Scott further reference www.phobialist.com
The Sun is Out
Scientific study shows...The sun is Hot. All you white, fair, and pale folks. I advise you to stay out of the sun do to the fact that you may turn a few shades of a reddish color that may get to be quite painful. And sometimes very disgusting for us others to have to look at. Symptoms of this reaction may include; burning sensation, swollenness, chills and peeling. To save yourself of humiliation and others of their stomachs please use sunscreen and wear hats Thank You.
Antlers.
I realized this topic would need to be covered seeing our boss is a moose and all. So here is what I came up with.
Everybody (well almost everybody) knows what antlers are, or they will learn quite fast. Antlers are not necessarily the topic I was wanting to cover but actually the shedding of theses wonderful antlers. You see moose shed their antlers every year, so we must assume that they also grow a new set. But the question is, why do moose shed there antlers when bison keep there horns? I will attempt to answer this question for you today. The reason is that antlers are not like ruminant horns. Antlers are made of true bone, without a central core and a sheath, so antlers frequently break. All males of the moose/deer/elk family shed there antlers with the exception of the musk deer of central Asia, and the Chinese water deer. These few deers do not shed there antlers. Why? I do not know, but if you are interested I will research it and do my best to help you to understand. Thats all for now.
Keep reading.
Nic
The matter of the consumption of dirt.
Water.
I have recently undertaken several surveys to prove or disprove that while swimming you may get wet. My studies suggest that you will be wet. Also you may get wet while taking a shower , as well washing your hands may get you wet. I deepened my study (literally) and found that if you inhale while being submerged it may bring great pain and possibly even extinction. Of course we had to do these studies ourselves and unfortunately we are now hiring.
The next study we will be undertaking is the amount of dirt one can consume before throwing up. All I can say is, MUD.
Intelligent Design Theory (ID) has been much maligned recently as Neo-Creationist pseudoscience.
This paper looks briefly at the common arguments used against ID, including
arguments from methodological naturalism (MN), falsifiability, productivity, and religious
fundamentalism. Ultimately it goes on to explain why the theory could be beneficial to our
society today and suggests a need for a methodology of studying nature that exists alongside
traditional science yet is not based on the precept of MN.
Since
(this makes my head hurt just looking at it!)
The Infamous Subject of Dieting
Well here you go peeps another wonderful article to make you feel horrible about yourself. I have recently been studying the orgin of "over eating" and have realized there are so many people that need an article like this one. Did you know that over half of the northern American population is either over weight or well on there way to being over weight...all i have to say is yikes!!! How did we wind up on these stats? This is such a pity...is food really that important? Ok ok well no fear I'm here to help you fix this issue..let me tell you that 30-40 minutes on the treadmill or bike is not going to kill you..it can actually be quite enjoyable and think of the benefits..instead of enjoying a double double that could leave you doubled over with heart burn or laid up in the wash room, go out and take a walk or even a bike ride..trust me it will do you some good and give you lots of energy. Make an effort this week to get some physical activity into you day and put down your burgers, fries, ice cream and other junk and pick up some carrots and broccoli. Please, the reputation of North America's waist lines are on your shoulders. (or your stomachs :S)