I have recently undertaken several surveys to prove or disprove that while swimming you may get wet. My studies suggest that you will be wet. Also you may get wet while taking a shower , as well washing your hands may get you wet. I deepened my study (literally) and found that if you inhale while being submerged it may bring great pain and possibly even extinction. Of course we had to do these studies ourselves and unfortunately we are now hiring.

The next study we will be undertaking is the amount of dirt one can consume before throwing up. All I can say is, MUD.