The 6 Foundational Principles of PWN
(In response to the request made by paulybee.blogspot.com)

1. Pancake World News (hereinafter referred to as PWN) is a news source based upon the philosophies of freedom of speech and self determination.
1.1 Freedom of speech is defined by the right to express any opinion in public without censorship or restraint.
1.2 Self determination is defined: determination by oneself or itself, without outside influence.

2. After the aforementioned principle has been established, PWN stands by its following disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the PWN writers and photographers and those providing comments are theirs alone, and do not reflect the opinions of the PWN or any associate thereof. PWN is not responsible for the accuracy of any of the information supplied by the contributing members or commenters.

3. PWN is dedicated to provide pure, unbiased and accurate news. The various writers have a commitment to preserve and uphold unviversal equality and fairness for all readers alike. It is not uncommon for PWN readers and viewers to refer to PWN as "The Worlds Finest News Source", this is purely the opinion of the reader and is not impressed upon any person by the owners of PWN.

4. PWN is a wholly non-profit organization. Any proceeds will be donated the the PWN Communist Proliferation Fund or any other fund or charity deemed appropriate by the owners.

5. PWN was created by the noble Ottoman sultan Constantinople. It was created to inform all members of society for make benefit glorious nation Ottoman Empire.

6. PWNs single grounding philosophy is: Don't read the news, except for Fox, don't vote, and stick with Bushy! That in mind, we urge you to vote Bush for a third term.